starsandbars3:

she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her fuckin dog is talkin to her

(via magical-lolita-ocean)


rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

(via bloodbending)


(via mynamekyle)


kqueenprincess:

so my friend left this on my computer ..

SUCCEUZS


cumsquats:

i wish i was a crouton

(via bloodbending)



pk-draw:

Oh, Sayaka

pk-draw:

Oh, Sayaka

(via gergaloo)


hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin

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i’m still on

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i still haven’t been banned

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I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS 

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and i only got banned for 24 hours

(via epic-humor)


titaniumbutt:

you may be the

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but i am the

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(via kqueenprincess)


my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations