she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her fuckin dog is talkin to her
(via magical-lolita-ocean)
she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her fuckin dog is talkin to her
(via magical-lolita-ocean)
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
(via bloodbending)

(via mynamekyle)
what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin
i’m still on
i still haven’t been banned
I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS
and i only got banned for 24 hours
(via epic-humor)
| my english teacher: | your essay isn't very well put together |
|---|---|
| me: | my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations |